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One Man's Experiment With Gambling

John "The Stake" Bookman

the writer with some dosh

Thursday 5th February, 2004

Shit! I lost!

Johnny has walked out of the jungle! What? Bugger. Should have realised. He is an anarchist. He is an antichrist. He knows what he wants and he knows how to get it. He doesn't want to be King Of The Jungle - he just wants a "Holiday In The Sun"! I really should have sussed that he wouldn't stay. He said the programme was TV pap before he went in. He said he was "playing a bigger game" when he came out - yeah the "preservation and enhancing of image" game. He also turned the tables somewhat and made money off me, as after seeing him on the show I decided to buy the seminal album "Never Mind The Bollocks Here's The Sex Pistols" as I didn't have it on CD and hadn't heard it for a while. It is a truly great album and still sounds fresh today.

Ah well. I have lost the first battle but not the war! I am £2 down already but never mind the bollocks - come on The Darkness!

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