Episode 14

April 24th, 2008

The rehabilitation has begun! Well done the Arse. I watched it on tele and it was touch and go at times. It had “draw” written all over it I thought. Until the genius that is Thierry Henry combined with Monsieur Pires to contrive a very well worked goal that clinched a 3-2 victory, and secured [...]

Episode 13

April 20th, 2008

OK – I have very limited funds now and need to back another winner. I think Arsenal come closest at the moment to representing a “dead cert” so I have just placed a modest 50p on them to beat Celta Vigo in tonight’s Champions League match. The odds are 11/10 so I stand to win [...]

Episode 12

April 14th, 2008

Not good. Not good at all. This gambling lark is a real roller coaster ride. One day you’re up – the next you are down. My thinking was this: Man United now have to start winning to have any chance of catching Arsenal in the Premiership. They usually win anyway, but considering their next game [...]

Episode 11

April 4th, 2008

Yes! Oh yes indeedy! Bring it on! I believe in a thing called The Darkness! Result! Big result in fact for me because I was down to my last ÂŁ1.14 before The Brits. However, I am now sitting here typing in my lurex catsuit and pink feather boa, just as I said I would, in [...]

Episode 10

April 2nd, 2008

Well would you believe it? The bet I thought was cast on stony ground i.e. Thomas Bjorn in the Buick Invitational, came up for me, and the bet I laid to compensate for the ill thought out gamble i.e. Liverpool to beat Portsmouth in the FA Cup, went down like Leeds from the Premiership! Talk [...]